Should I represent the Philippines in the next Miss Universe pageant?

sir, err.. mam i mean. it is a common practice for unspotted contestants to strengthen their physical attirbutes when they join a unspotted contest chiefly for ms. universe when they have to be in their sans pareil self. my advise on you, get a false surgery and make yourself look be sweet on angelina jolie. but it temperament be precise expensive because it's like an old vehicle model such needs a total makeover or overhaul.

still hold the risk that after the surgery, the result divaricate and it control not be the complexion of result you really wanted. there's no guarantee that you will take in the sights like angelina passing over if you think it's worth the try, go for it it.

if occasion temperament be over your side also you will be chosen to represent your province for ms universe, please consider the risk because the load connected with viewers all over the world. they could suffer heart attack also intense pain partial by watching you parading in your bifid piece suit. the idea of such is by now efficacious me because much pain.

be considerate satisfactory to spare us of your natural asset also your natural ... (it's killing me to say this) beauty...????
thank you sir, err mam and not at all pun intended. peace and don't bite.